The Queen

Just now, I walked up to my husband and wrapped my hand around the back of his neck. As I did, he leaned in a little closer to hear me. 

“I only ask you give me the same life as Queen Elizabeth” I said.

“Oh. Okay” he replied, surprised. Eyes shifting back and forth nervously.

I leaned closer. “Don’t worry, I wasn’t done with my sentence...”

Today, Queen Elizabeth’s husband Prince Phillip died at the age of 99. The Queen herself is 94. 

Jeremy and I are five years apart and I just felt I should let him know this is the only acceptable scenario.